I just came across a site called dnScoop. We can guess what they do by looking at their page title “dnScoop - Domain Name Value, History, Stats Tool and Forum.
Out of curiousity, I put the URL of my brand new blog (still building it, at the time of writing this post) -this very site you are looking right now, crossed my finger, and clicked the “Check It” button.
Bunch of statistical datas appeared - from the domain age, pagerank, traffic rank, and such - but what really caught my attention was the “Money” part (what else!). It said that one link on my site worth about $5/mo, and if there are 8 advertisers buying the links I could get about $40 per month. I smiled. Not bad for a site that still under construction.
But, here’s the joke: The Site Value Report said
The estimated value of http://www.supersubconscious.com is: $0
Then came the punchline: they smile, gave me a string of HTML code and said “Copy and Paste this code to your site.” That code will show small square banner that says “My Site is Worth $0″ Followed by a big dnScoop logo under it. It’s like having your naked picture exibited in front of your house, framed, with the name of the photographer under it. ![]()
Anyway, enough with the self pity. I continued the fun and went crazy checking out other sites that I visited often. It’s so fun that I decided this will be one of my slacking off activities.
I chucle a little bit when reading the link value report for Google.com. It said, “We can’t generate a link value for this site.” The machine thought that no advertiser can afford placing a link ad on Google. Yet, the irony is, everybody does that all the time - for just cents per click. (AdWords, anyone?)
So, I ended the journey by copying the HTML Site Value code (of Google’s), and pasting it on my site. Now, what everybody see - on the right column of the page - is that my under-construction site is worth two billion american dollars. (And it’s for sale if there’s somebody willing to pay that much. Tee-hee).
So, how much is your site worth?




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